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THE ULTIMATE OUESTION OF LIFE :
What does Mr Stevie' Charlewood keep in the Gateway bag ?
Not Ouite The Ultimate Ouestion. But Still Fairly Important To
Some Of Us Anyway..
What do the college workmen do for a liv-
ing?
When does the Bookroom officially open?
What is the artificial cricket square used for, and when?
Why does DGM teach German in a sauna?
Is there life after cricket? .
Is there life during cricket?
EXCLUSIVE...AN INTERVIEW WITH THE HEADMASTER :
M: Were you pleased with last term's rugby team's performance?
HM: As far as I'm concerned that's all water under the bridge, but I
was satisfied, and as far as next year's rugby is concerned, we'll
cross that bridge when we come to it.
M: You've got faith in the rugby instructors?
HM: As far as I'm concerned they are great, and as you know, faith
can move mountains.
M: Are you looking forward to this term's cricket then?
HM:The cricket this term will hopefully kill two birds with one
stone, it should keep the council happy, and stop people going
uptown.
M: On the subject of which, what about your complaints about dress up
town?
HM: I've been accused of making a mountain out of a molehill, but I'm
not. It is a very important issue, we must remember public relations.
I'm not though, going to jump the gun and do anything drastic at the
moment. I'll give them a fair crack of the whip to see what happens.
If nothing improves, I'll be on them., quick as a flash, like a bat
out of hell.