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THE ULTIMATE OUESTION OF LIFE :

What does Mr Stevie' Charlewood keep in the Gateway bag ?

Not Ouite The Ultimate Ouestion. But Still Fairly Important To Some Of Us Anyway..
What do the college workmen do for a liv-
ing?
When does the Bookroom officially open?
What is the artificial cricket square used for, and when?
Why does DGM teach German in a sauna?
Is there life after cricket? .
Is there life during cricket?

EXCLUSIVE...AN INTERVIEW WITH THE HEADMASTER :

M: Were you pleased with last term's rugby team's performance?
HM: As far as I'm concerned that's all water under the bridge, but I was satisfied, and as far as next year's rugby is concerned, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
M: You've got faith in the rugby instructors?
HM: As far as I'm concerned they are great, and as you know, faith can move mountains.
M: Are you looking forward to this term's cricket then?
HM:The cricket this term will hopefully kill two birds with one stone, it should keep the council happy, and stop people going uptown.
M: On the subject of which, what about your complaints about dress up town?
HM: I've been accused of making a mountain out of a molehill, but I'm not. It is a very important issue, we must remember public relations. I'm not though, going to jump the gun and do anything drastic at the moment. I'll give them a fair crack of the whip to see what happens. If nothing improves, I'll be on them., quick as a flash, like a bat out of hell.

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