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I First there was emptiness... God was alone in the vast depths...
and then God said "Let there be light!" and thus it was, and so DLM
lit up and replied "Arrrrr thank you very much." ... And then God
said "Let there be water below (and on DGM's windows)," and DLM said
"Arrrrr, my cigarrette has gone out"... and thus it was, the world
lived in relative peace and harmony, except for a few minor bustings
up town...
...But God was not happy, and so in his anger, he cast down his wrath
in the form of chapel cards (for it had come to pass that the
multitudes were shirking the teachings of the great prophet Wilkus.)
But this only provoked more uprisings among the lesser mortals, and
so it came to pass that God sent down JBB to torment the earth with
toungues of fire and numerous gating cards... And thus it was...
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