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Last school assembly, the headmaster cunningly hid 25 subtle cliches in his speech.
If you spotted them, then all you have to do is write them down on a postcard with your name and house on it and send it to:

R. De C. Chapman,
ManagingDirector,
United Cliches Unlimited



Prize for the first complete entry, a complete set of the headmasters speeches from 1980 onwards, a prize not to be missed, very valued in all train spotting circles.




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According to a journalist with the Sunday Sport newspaper, Mr Turner has in fact
been teaching proper economics to his pupils for years, and is, it was revealed in
these earth shattering confessions, one of the most highly rated teachers in the country.

NEWSFLASH.NEWSFLASH.NEWSFLASH.NEWSFLASH.NEWSFLASH


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