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They say that the sort of car you drive reflects on your personality. I think that's crap, because if it wasn't then these are the sot of cars some masters would have...
NJT Skoda because he's russian
NWLT BMW, because they,ve got big nostrils too.
AJM Porsche, because he thinks he's got a big dick.
RGT Go-Kart
JPK Something made by Tobermory out of milk-bottle tops an cornflakes
RA(J)T Spotterplane
TS Tank
AGB anything as long as it's got very big seats.
MTH Beetle, to go with his hair style
BBW Fiesta, because he's into pornography
KAG Anything as long as it's got fluffy dice hanging from the rear view mirror.
MCF Bright pink Morris 1000
RAG C5, because he is exceedingly juvenile.
CH Mule.(and a stumpy cigar to boot!)
On the same line of thought, they say you are what you eat. If this is true, Rich Coles must eat a lot of arseholes - Actually he probably does.
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