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Re: Re: Re: Huge Order
(Global Consumer - Sat 3rd May 2008 19:45) |
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My apologies, there was a typo in my last mail...I am in fact in the market for bullshit proof glass.This is needed to cover a new knob shaped tower that will provide secure accomodation to lone-workers as they wank themselves silly over back copies of Collins 'Educational' literature.
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Re: Re: Huge Order
(Moo - Fri 2nd May 2008 11:12) |
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I can heartily recommend the reputable firm of Hewitt, Jones, and Bull. They consistently deliver the goods. They have a top consultant, by the name of Mr. Schitt (who I believe is German in origin) who collaborates with Mr. Bull on such matters. Please see www.hewittjonesbullandschitt.com for further details. [ reply to this ] [ post a new message ] |
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Re: Huge Order
(Brownfinger - Fri 2nd May 2008 09:12) |
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I don't want to get into a bidding war here but as an ex OM and international super villain I stumbled across this message board while searching for a reliable source for bullet proof glass to clad my entire skull shaped island (off the Gower peninsula). Also i was wondering if anyone could recommend a good profit recovery system as the arse has fallen out of the international super villaining business recently and I am worried my henchmen are on the take. I know it's a longshot but any help much appreciated. Yours, Brownfinger [ reply to this ] [ post a new message ] |
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Huge Order
(Global Consumer - Wed 30th Apr 2008 08:39) |
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I am responsible for all central goverment purchasing for Dubai and the UAE. I am very keen to place a colossal order for internal audit profit recovery systems and bullet proof glass. I realise that it's a very long shot but can anyone help me?
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(jimbo - Tue 25th Mar 2008 12:56) |
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I thank you.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(BU - Thu 20th Mar 2008 15:10) |
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Absoulte...classic. Laughed my ass off at that one....
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(jimbo - Thu 20th Mar 2008 10:29) |
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i have a carrot for sale if anyone is interested. They are also to be found on sale at such outlets as Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, Morrison's ans many thousands of local green-grocers across the land. I don't think Audi or Aston Martin sell them although I know Vauxhall do a nice line in turnips. [ reply to this ] [ post a new message ] |
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Oh lord the maniac is at it again.....
(BU - Wed 19th Mar 2008 13:34) |
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Yes but the point is that what you are posting is so spectacularly irrelevant and of so little interest to anyone who frequent the board, that writing absolutely nothing, and waiting for someone to have something worth saying, is actually preferable to putting up your drivel.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(... - Wed 19th Mar 2008 03:02) |
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hurrah to you and all
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(.... - Wed 19th Mar 2008 03:02) |
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I dont see anything of any relevance to anything else being being posted on here apart from irrelevance and random comments, so i really dont see why the f*** not! ACTUALLY
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(BU - Tue 18th Mar 2008 13:41) |
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Yes for god sake, stop posting irrelevant crap on this site. The products may be great, you may be delighted that you have turned your life around (as I would think are the majority of the rest of us), but that doesn't make any of this any more relevant to anyone on this site. Hurrah for you, but leave it alone now. [ reply to this ] [ post a new message ] |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(skidder - Tue 18th Mar 2008 13:22) |
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Hello I probably shouldn't respond to this but the point was that it was weird to bring this up on an OM website not that the product was weird. I don't have an opinion on the product since it is irelevant. [ reply to this ] [ post a new message ] |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(... - Mon 17th Mar 2008 18:32) |
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Safetell would probably do the windows i would think... however the tv etc i doubt!! Its all created bespoke to youre requirements. They are the main supplier of screens to the Halifax, Nationwide, and most Police stations, cash-handling areas at councils nationwide... I'd be inclined to give Safetell a buzz, see what they can offer you. And whoever thinks the ORBIS concept is weird - tell that to Harrods, Audi, Sainsburys, Seagate technology, FujitsuSiemens, Samsung, HouseOfFraser, Vauxhall, AstonMartin, BarrattHomes, David Wilson homes, most of the NHS Ambulance services nationwide....want me to carry on? The list of clients I have is endless... [ reply to this ] [ post a new message ] |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(Beany Fart - Mon 10th Mar 2008 18:37) |
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I live in south London, I would like to bullet-proof all my windows, my TV and the mirror in the bathroom. Would it be possible to bullet-proof my monitor gratis if I get the full set? I frequently get frustrated with windows being shit and have got into the habit of taking pot shots at it in anger. This habit has become quite expensive.
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The Long Blondes
( - Sun 9th Mar 2008 20:19) |
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What do you reckon? The Long Blondes album will be album of the year? Great band! They're from Sheffield (ey-up!). [ reply to this ] [ post a new message ] |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(. - Mon 18th Feb 2008 12:59) |
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the orbis stuff is quite interesting. why not just call the police though???
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(jimbo - Sun 17th Feb 2008 23:53) |
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Odd maybe, pointless, yes.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(BU - Sun 17th Feb 2008 11:50) |
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Oh Lord..... here we go again.
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Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(skidder - Sun 17th Feb 2008 08:35) |
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I'll stick with odd thanks. The chance of someone visiting an OM message board because they require bullett proof glass or internal audit profit recovery services are slim at best. Interesting and informative as regards your state of mind perhaps but neither interesting nor informative in any other sense. Sorry
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
(... - Fri 15th Feb 2008 16:28) |
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What a fool you are( - Misinformed twat [ reply to this ] [ post a new message ] |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Orbis
( - Fri 15th Feb 2008 15:10) |
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That fool Hewitt Jones again I suspect.
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Re: Re: Re: Orbis
( - Fri 15th Feb 2008 15:09) |
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I agree, very odd.
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Re: Re: Orbis
(You would be surprised - Fri 15th Feb 2008 11:51) |
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Odd?? - Dont think that odd is the word at all. Interesting and informative yes. Very. But not odd in the slightest. [ reply to this ] [ post a new message ] |
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Re: Orbis
(skidder - Thu 14th Feb 2008 18:13) |
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Odd
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Orbis
(You would be surprised - Thu 14th Feb 2008 16:06) |
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Please feel free to have a browse at the ORBIS Lone-Worker Security Services website. If there is anyone that feels that this service would be beneficial please state on here, youre interest and line of business etc. You would be surprised by just how many industries and various fields of businesses are involved with us. Happy reading! At the same time, if anyone is in the Education field, I would be happy to supply info and services (discounted of course!) on the new range of COLLINS Education Literature for this year. Also deal a lot with a company called SAFETELL who specialize in Staff protection by means of Bullet-Resistant Bespoke designed Screens. Cool stuff very interesting. I ALSO, have quite a lot to do with a company called APL Searchlight, who are a Specialist Internal Audit Profit Recovery company, who help companies who turn over no less than £100million annually. For a foolish individual in the past, I think I havnt done badly to turn everything round. Who's laughing now?! [ reply to this ] [ post a new message ] |
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